January 2012
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I recently started using an online dating website. It’s kinda fun I guess. I’ve had no hits or stars or hearts or matches or whatever and a total of maybe 4 people have even bothered to look at my profile. Not that I’m complaining, I’m not exactly taking it very seriously at the moment so it doesn’t bother me that the internet doesn’t seem to think I’m...
December 2011
6 posts
Does anyone else get the feeling that they are being ignored by everyone?
So I'm playing this today.
For those who don’t know it’s Darksiders. So far it’s a pretty rad game a lot of running around slashing at stuff hacking at other stuff and stuff. Stuff. Basically you play War who belongs to a group (The Horesmen) run by a group of Charted Accountants or something who answers his cell phone too early or answers someone elses phone or someone is calling and he goes to check it...
I swear someone is cooking fudge in my bedroom. I can smell someone cooking fudge and I can see my entire room from where I am sitting and believe me, no one is cooking fudge. Is this just how I smell? Is my natural smell cooking fudge? Or cooked fudge? Either way I’m not sure if it’s a good thing…
If I had more interesting things to say I would say more interesting things.
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– Frank Sinatra
November 2011
8 posts
“I wear the chain I forged in life….I made it link by link, and yard by...”
– Jacob Marley
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New song coming soon. Hopefully by the middle of next week latest. Unless, of course, I have a brain fart and decide to change the entire thing….again….
What do you mean I should watch more foreign films? All the films I watch are foreign. It’s very rare that I’d even watch a film made locally. Not that all the local films are crap it’s just that they didn’t film the latest Batman in my town.
I have a comb. It lives on my desk next to my keyboard and my other keyboard. Nothing remarkable about that. The only moderately remarkable thing about it is the fact that in little letters down the middle it says “Made in P.R.C”. What an adventure this comb must have been on. Every time I use it, on my beard mind you, I do absent-mindedly think about where it came from and what had to...
The sudden realization, while in the shower, that I’ve forgotten how to do long division.
nataliecuntface asked: ian. we should communicate on here. facebook is so lame. and stuff :/
October 2011
2 posts
We didn’t need a story, we didn’t need a real world We just had to keep walking And we became the stories, we became the places We were the lights, the deserts, the faraway worlds We were you before you even existed
September 2011
14 posts
Monarchy Feat. Britt Love →
brittlove:
Music video for “You Don’t Want To Dance With Me”
So I’ve almost finished watching Pirates of the Caribbean the first one and I just realised what an insufferable bore Keira Knightley is. It also seems that I was not the only one on account of all her lines being pure awful.
Nobody ever argues in favour of just letting go.
pinkydrew asked: who would win in a fight between a taco and a toasted sandwich?
I hope this hangover lasts forever because it’s the only thing I have to remember you by.
“A fair fight, something Dan and I have always struggled to avoid, is different....”
– Al Swearengen
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With no discernible reason for it, he could feel her love for him grow and his for her but her love was based on the man he was and not the man he had become. Once he woke from this wretched half dream how would she feel about him. How would she feel then?
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Even his dreams depress him. I watched the lines across his face speak of love and loss.
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Don't get freaked out or anything but I'm pretty...
That being said how is it that Fawlty Towers only lasted 12 episodes? I get that a lot of the British comedy series’ only have six episode seasons (Black Books, Spaced etc) but Fawlty Towers is a classic. It’s just odd that’s all. I figured they would have kept it going for a little while longer. Oh well.
pinkydrew asked: Dude. Shot for the comment. No idea how to reply to it though! hahaha. He did like vegemite sammies! haha. what a show. shot for looking at my photos bra! you still howick side?
August 2011
8 posts
Wanna know what I learned today?
If you find something in your pocket and you’re not sure if it’s an aspirin or acid, assume the worst and don’t eat it. If you do eat it, though, make sure it’s good and stay home. If you don’t stay home, eat the acid, and discover it’s bad don’t try to take on a possessed ‘73 Chevy Nova.
…it’s like you’re at a party that you never really wanted to go to in the first place, doing your best to keep the wall from falling over and silently hating everyone for no apparent reason. You’re to drunk to really care about anything and the conversation going on around doesn’t actually require your participation. You think of leaving over and over again and yet...
So I’ve been dead silence for a while now with regards to new music and pretty much anything and everything. I’m sorry about that, truly. It’s not that I’ve blah blah blahed and spent all my time doing blah blah blah it’s just that I’ve been struck with a severe case of “What Now?”. I’ve gotten to a point where I review everything I’ve...
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July 2011
3 posts
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I stir my alcohol mixes with my scissors, that is how much of a bad ass I am.
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June 2011
7 posts
“My muse is a fickle bitch, with a very short attention span!”
– Sander Cohen
It’s called “exploding noema”. It’s a theory of psychoanalysis that describes the exact startling moment when the brain can’t reconcile the difference between what should be and what actually is
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“If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.”
– Mark Twain
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