Really Big Robots

I recently started using an online dating website. It’s kinda fun I guess. I’ve had no hits or stars or hearts or matches or whatever and a total of maybe 4 people have even bothered to look at my profile. Not that I’m complaining, I’m not exactly taking it very seriously at the moment so it doesn’t bother me that the internet doesn’t seem to think I’m greater than toast but hey I get that I’m not the most eligible and I have some definite hang ups.

That, however, is not what amazes me*, what amazes me are there are people out there that I have a 0 (zero) percent match with. Zero. Nothing in common. I mean zero is pretty definite isn’t it? If we met in real life we’d probably dislike each other so much that the universe would have to re-create itself just to avoid any rupture in itself. We disagree on everything apparently, you name it we see opposite sides of two different coins 12 years apart.

Sharing no similar traits with someone makes me wonder, which one of us is the robot? The I realize I’m being silly because it’s clearly not me.  I’m adorable.

If you find me on a dating site pawing through your photos, please don’t be alarmed. I’m friendly and as far as I can tell really quite harmless. Apparently deep down some women even find me not repulsive to look at. That’s a plus right?

*Yeah, I’m amazed that people don’t find me attractive ha ha because let’s face it we’re judging people by there profile pictures.

Does anyone else get the feeling that they are being ignored by everyone?

So I’m playing this today.

For those who don’t know it’s Darksiders.
So far it’s a pretty rad game a lot of running around slashing at stuff hacking at other stuff and stuff. Stuff.
Basically you play War who belongs to a group (The Horesmen) run by a group of Charted Accountants or something who answers his cell phone too early or answers someone elses phone or someone is calling and he goes to check it out and it turns out no one was calling or whatever it’s about it’s actually pretty good.

I swear someone is cooking fudge in my bedroom. I can smell someone cooking fudge and I can see my entire room from where I am sitting and believe me, no one is cooking fudge. Is this just how I smell? Is my natural smell cooking fudge? Or cooked fudge? Either way I’m not sure if it’s a good thing…

If I had more interesting things to say I would say more interesting things.